The Man. The Myth. The Legend
So, who is this mysterious Jimmy Clean? A figment of some deranged copywriter’s imagination? A misunderstood person suffering from Molysmophobia?
Maybe a little of both. The short answer is Jimmy was born to clean. It may have been destined because of his name, or maybe it was his upbringing in Bath, NY. Whatever it was, the world owes a debt of gratitude to a man who has made it his mission to bring affordable car washes to America (starting with Monroe, NC). It may not come close to plotting the human genome or solving world peace, but Jimmy believes everyone deserves a clean car for just a few bucks.
Born to Silvio and Gertrude Clean, in August, 1952, Jimmy lived a normal childhood but inexplicably found himself drawn to the fire house of Engine Company 35. He loved hanging with the fire fighters, but nothing brought him more joy than ‘Cleaning Day.’ Yes, cleaning day.
Welcome To Jimmy’s Place.
Introducing The Original Jimmy Clean’s Express Car Wash. A blend of technological magic, hi-tech chemistry and good old fashioned cleaning know-how. Try us once and you’ll be a Jimmy Clean’s customer for life.
What makes us better? For starters, Jimmy Clean’s is the most technologically advanced express car wash in the Southeast. The 170′ long tunnel of car cleaning amazingness can remove every bit of dirt and crud from your ride. The Original Wash does a better job than any do-it-yourself or gas station car wash, and we guarantee you’ll be happy with the quality or we’ll re-wash your car for free.
Our computer-enhanced pay stations, designed by Jimmy himself, keep track of each car and get you in and out in record time, plus we have free vacuums every day. Need one more reason to give us a try? We recycle 80% of our water and use less water to wash a car then you do at home. Stop by soon, and tell them Jimmy sent you.